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I was less than halfway through a night of gay speed dating for "bottoms" and "tops" and had already been asked three times if I was in the right group. There were, as usual, too many Gay veterans dating If I wanted to sail with the boys on this gay Noah's ark, I had to maybe fib to myself a little. The event, which was held in the confines of a cavernous bar downtown, had a surprisingly large turnout.

I happened to be one Gay veterans dating the first guys to register with the organizer, and I took the opportunity to grab a beer and watch the men herd into line to register like cattle to the slaughter.

There was a drizzle of uneasy laughter from the men in line. I looked at my name tag, which was peeling off already, as if it knew that the "T" written on it was all some horrible lie.

Get a couple of drinks in you and what are you? You're gayer than Judy Garland's Christmas ornaments. Once everyone had registered, our organizer separated us into our respective groups. And just like that, there Gay veterans dating were: It was like a nightmarish game of dodgeball that would air on LOGO.

I was surprised to see that of the ish men there, only three including me were dressed up. Far too many of the men, who were essentially about to go on at least 15 first dates, were wearing T-shirts and tank tops. Whereas I tried to Gay veterans dating as though I had just gotten off my fancy job as a writer, a majority of the men looked as though they had just left Gay veterans dating shift at Aeropostale.

Had all these men lost hope? Why were they dressed like that dude from high Gay veterans dating who always tries to sell you knives when you run into him every trip back home? If you learn anything from me at all, Gay veterans dating that you Gay veterans dating always dress how you want to feel, not how you actually feel. To be blunt, most of the men on either side including me were average-looking -- sometimes aggressively so. These men weren't the living mannequins you see gliding on the roller skates of their good looks through Chelsea.

I'd like to go on record and say those men are horrible, and the human equivalent of a parfait. The men here were normal dudes: Have you ever been at a party and realized, with a cold sweat and a shiver Gay veterans dating dread, that you were the smartest Gay veterans dating in the room? It's Gay veterans dating to me once before; I realized that if I was the smartest person in the room, then we were all screwed.

That's how I imagine this gentleman felt, except that instead of being the smartest man in the room, he was the best-looking.

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This was only heightened by the fact that most of the men at the event were, as I said, aggressively average -- like, community-college average. Gay veterans dating get me wrong. Most Gay veterans dating the men were hilarious -- unintentionally, that is.

One gentleman, for example, interrupted me halfway throughout our introductions and asked with a Gay veterans dating, "Are you a Greek god? Flattered, Gay veterans dating with a bit of beer foam dribbling out of my mouth, I politely declined.

Gay veterans dating know how that scenario usually ends: By the end of the night, I had met Gay veterans dating 16 different men, and I can tell you that the look of disappointment Gay veterans dating flashed on their faces upon seeing me never got old.

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I tried my best to be my most Gay veterans dating self like trying to polish a turd, as they say. Alas, despite my greatest efforts, I was not a very convincing top.

I might have had better luck convincing them I was a a very Gay veterans dating and confused lesbian. Gay veterans dating is nothing speedy about speed dating. I was bottoming out after talking to guy after guy for four hours. By the time I got to the handsomest man in the room, I could tell we were both exhausted.

I was tired from putting on Gay veterans dating performance of my life, and he was tired from all the normals he'd Gay veterans dating to speak to. I had no desire to impress or pretend to be interested in anything that wasn't sleep -- or pizza, or a burrito, or Gay veterans dating at the same time -- which is a shame, because this gentleman was like a surprisingly nice dessert section in a really bad buffet.

I could still tell he had a great personality to match his Prince Eric looks. Unfortunately, we were both the human equivalents of melted ice at the bottom of a cooler previously filled with beer, dreams Gay Gay veterans dating dating the empty promise of a good time. Speed dating, even the kind tailored toward your preferred sexual role, is a great alternative Gay veterans dating the more obvious option: The human race must have really pissed off a love god from some pantheon to be punished with the literal hell that is OKStupid.

Although I have no plans to meet with any of the men from my speed-dating event, I'm glad I went. It was incredibly refreshing to meet people in Gay veterans dating life, for once.

Stretching my social muscles was Gay veterans dating good exercise, and it's fun trying to make strangers laugh. Gay veterans dating of the men were veterans of speed dating, and from the sound of it, they had not lost hope.

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They went into this round with just as much enthusiasm and vigor as they'd done the first time -- even if they were wearing T-shirts. Love is truly a numbers game, and these men knew this. That, my friends, was the biggest takeaway -- that, and the fact that a doe-eyed, 5-foot, pound Asian man does not make a convincing top. Read more at Metro.

Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to Gay veterans dating. I eventually "lost" my name tag at some point in the night. That, and never buy knives from that dude from high school. Convinced I had misheard him, I asked him to repeat that.

Gay veterans dating gave Gay veterans dating the ol' side eye and sipped out of my beer suspiciously. Go to mobile site.

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